This phatdiva is Ivory. This frisky feline betch has been known to dip a paw in your milk when you're not looking, snag a few licks from your stick of butter, and savagely demolish shrimp while scattering their tails around the house in the process.
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Don't piss off this phatdiva. Not only is she the queen of "stank face", she has bitchtastic ways of teaching you a lesson. Clean cat litter?? Don't give a shit. Computer charger?? Don't give a shit. Favorite urine-free clothing?? Still don't give a shit. This sassy 'tude of hers is a signature PHATDIVA characteristic- and the bitch owns it.
I know what you're thinking... This precious water-balloon-of-a-cat doesn't look harmful... but her irresistible charm gives her just the advantage she needs to get away with this bullshit.
I mean LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!
We believe everyone needs a little PHAT with a pinch of DIVA in their mundane lives... allow these PHATDIVAZ to SPICE UP YA LIFE. No matter what kind of food-snatchin', mess-makin', eye-gougin', life-ruinin', flesh-scratchin', catnip-snortin' trouble these divaz get into--- we love them.
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